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	  Now gather 'round people from throughout the land.

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	  I'll teach you a game that you won't understand.



	  This is the game about friends you can't save.

	  Yes, this is the game we call Dungeons & Dave.



	  Chorus:

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	  Dungeons & Dave, Dungeons & Dave.

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	  This is the game we call Dungeons & Dave.

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	  This is the game where you haven't got skills,

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	  And can't find a job, and can't pay your bills.



	  You play by the hour, earn minimum wage.

	  There's no gaining levels, just advancing age.



	  The point of this game isn't to be a hero

	  'cause that's just too hard at PC level zero.



	  *chorus



	  You've a ratty old t-shirt and leveled up slacking.

	  Your armor class sucks and charisma is lacking.



	  And D20 modern's no longer the rave.

	  You won't need your dice to play Dungeons & Dave.



	  *chorus



	  You have very low wisdom and pretty good INT,

	  But if not for your girlfriend, you'd live in a tent.



	  You're slight but not stealthy. You're swift but not brave.

	  Let's go to the basement, play Dungeons & Dave.



	  *chorus



	  Kill Puppies for Satan will make you too sad.

	  And Call of Cthulhu will just drive you mad.



	  But Dungeons & Dave has a truly Dave boast:

          It's only Dave's life, and he'll drink you a toast.